I don’t know why I do it, but I occasionally go to my Ex’s deviantArt page to see what’s up.

I never realized how much of a goddamn sap he is.  I… It makes me sick.  Such a hopeless romantic, and I mean seriously.  He lays it on so thick.  So, so thick and it’s just unbelievable that his long distance girlfriend can actually put up with that bull… and then go ahead and do the same thing.

No, it’s not jealousy.  It’s not envy.  I truly, honestly, cannot stomach that kind of sappy love stuff.  How the… How did I ever manage to put up with that?  The constant reaffirmation of love… as though if it’s not done, it’ll mean the end of it.

Unbelievable.