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{November 24, 2007}   The Inquisitor

The guardsman hesitated outside the Inquisitor’s office.  It was bad enough that he was the lucky person to report, but he knew the Inquisitor wouldn’t take the news well.  I’m getting too old for this, he thought, sighing.  He pulled his hand down his face, but stopped to pinch the bridge of his nose.  It wouldn’t do well to keep the man waiting, so the guard hardened his resolve and knocked on the thick, wooden door.

“What is it?” Spoke a deep voice.

“I’ve come to report, sir,” the guard called back.  There was some form of confirmation, he didn’t really hear what, and he slowly opened the door.  If he had never been in the Inquisitor’s office prior to this, he would’ve been shocked.  Nevertheless, the man’s taste in décor was unsettling, to say the least.

Shelves stocked with jars of nails and of pickled body parts, rows of fractured bones, and numerous devices that were the cause of the gruesome collection lined the walls.  Four skulls sat in each corner of the Inquisitor’s desk, their lifeless eyes testament to the man’s cruelty. The guardsman cringed as he walked past a severed head suspended in what looked like green goo. Its eyes were bulged slightly from the sockets, and its mouth was open to reveal the lack of tongue. He couldn’t even begin to fathom why the Inquisitor insisted on keeping these atrocities. The Inquisitor himself was seated on a solid oak chair with blood red cushions. He was absently turning a skull over in his hands, prodding a nasty-looking gouge in the middle of the forehead. It was no doubt the cause of death for that person.

The Inquisitor didn’t look up. Not even when the guardsman cleared his throat. The subordinate shifted uncomfortably. It was impossible to tell what kind of mood the Inquisitor was in, and that did not bode well. The Inquisitor was famous for his unpredictable temper, and woe to the person unfortunate enough to be caught in its wrath. The guardsman took a deep breath, ready to report the situation, but was stopped before he got the first syllable out.

“Do you know what I abhor?” The man behind the desk was now staring so intently at the gouge in the skull that the guardsman was sure it would catch fire.

“N-No, sir,” the guardsman replied.

The Inquisitor held the skull up with one hand. The muscles in his arm bulged, and his square jaw tightened visibly. He was not an unattractive man by any standard. He was physically fit, almost to perfection; a clean-shaven jaw, with the exception of a small, dark patch on his chin; and had very strong facial features that had most women fawning over him in seconds. His hair was dark, like a raven’s, and was kept short and neat, but the most noticeable feature was his eyes. They were like a predator’s: ever watching, ever searching, and never missing a movement his prey makes. These eyes were now seeing into the past as they continued to burn into the skull.

“I despise guilty men and women that die before they confess to their crimes,” he growled. His hand tightened around the jaw until it finally gave way and was crushed in his iron grip. His nostrils flared with contempt, and he threw the remains of the skull against the wall. “The Guilty should never be freed before their crimes have been paid for.”

“Yes, sir. Understood, sir,” the guardsman said, trying to avoid this man’s temper.

“I doubt you do,” the Inquisitor replied darkly. The man made an effort to calm down, and let out a long sigh. “You have something to report?”

“Yes, sir,” the guardsman saluted. “There has been a recent disturbance in the western dungeon. Reports of guards going missing and loud, explosive crashes in the lowest sector.”

“What?” The Inquisitor roared. He slammed his palms down on the desk and stood up in a fury. His ghostly eyes glowered at the guardsman. “You want to tell me that again?”

“I—Yes, sir. There appears to have been loud explosions and crashes in the lowest sector of the western dungeon. A few guards have gone missing…” The Inquisitor raised an eyebrow, causing the guard to hurry his report. “That is to say, we haven’t been able to find them anywhere in the western dungeon after the crashes. In fact, ahh,” the guardsman fidgeted with the hilt of his sword, unable to look the Inquisitor in the eye, “we can’t exactly get past the first destroyed door, sir.”

“You ‘can’t exactly get past’?”

“Ahh, no, sir.  It appears to be blocked.”

“What kind of men cannot get past a blocked door?  Imbeciles!” The Inquisitor vaulted over his desk, causing two of the skulls to tumble to the floor, and shoved the guard out of his way with such force that it caused the poor man to crack his head on the wall and crumple to the floor. The Inquisitor did not care. He only prayed to get to the western dungeon before that bitch escaped. He could not let her. “Arianna Vhael,” he hissed. “You will not escape justice.”



{November 21, 2007}   Private Hell

Drip.

A pregnant pause before anoth – drip.

It was the only audible sound in her own private hell, and it was driving her insane. How many times had she tried to keep track of the drips? Too many. Drip. She cringed and curled into a tighter ball, ignorant of the cuts and scrapes she received on her ankles from moving against such a coarse surface. Drip. A small groan escaped her parched throat. It was torturous listening to the dripping of water when she was without any. The sound echoed off the stone walls – Drip – and she crunched her shaking fists to her ears. She wasn’t sure if she could endure this life (was she even still alive?) much longer. If she could have, she would’ve cried right then, but the tears never came. A pathetic shell of a human…Drip… that’s what she was.

There was no way to mark the time. No window to the outside world. She couldn’t recall how long she’d been without human contact; at least not since she had confessed. Drip. Confessed? To what? She removed her hands from her ears, and hugged her arms to herself. She couldn’t even remember what warmth felt like. Her eyes went out of focus, seeing into a far off world. …A dream?

‘Alright, alright!’ the words tore from her throat as her torturers were preparing to rip off another toe nail. She shook. Agony seared through every nerve on her body. It was a wonder she was still conscious, much less able to talk. ‘Alright…’ she choked through the tears.

‘Do you confess?’ the Inquisitor’s voice was heavy. She couldn’t tell if he was relieved or disappointed. ‘Well, wench?’ The pressure on her toe returned.

Confess? To what? She didn’t know what she had done to end up in this position or what she was supposed to be confessing. The nail began to tear away from the skin. She gasped in shock at the fresh bloom of pain, her eyes going wide.

‘Yes!’ she sputtered, desperate to make them stop. ‘Yes! I confess! I did it!’ She couldn’t stop shaking even as the Inquisitor wrenched her head upwards by her hair to look him in the eye.

Those eyes. She wanted anything but to have to stare into them. They were sharp, hawk-like, as though they could pierce a person’s soul if the Inquisitor so chose. They were such a light blue that they almost had no color at all. Her breath came in short, fearful bursts, unsure of what he was going to do next; unable to read those dangerous eyes.

‘Filth,’ he spat in her face. ‘Take her away. I never want to see this whore again.’

Rough hands lifted her up and half carried, half dragged her to her cell, and then unceremoniously threw her into it. Her head cracked against the wall and unconsciousness finally claimed her.

She slowly sat up, mindlessly massaging her toes. Seven nails were missing, replaced by bloodied scabs that never healed in this dank environment. It was a miracle they hadn’t succumbed to gangrene. How long had it been? Had that even been real? It felt as though her mind was playing tricks on her, fabricating memories to answer the questions she asked. Squeak.

Her head snapped up. Never before had she heard that noise. Not even when food was slid beneath her door from time to time. Tricks again? She shook her head. This noise was real, she just knew it. She thought she heard the soft footfalls of someone trying to be quiet. There was a jingle as metal struck metal. Almost like keys…

“Hello?” she croaked. Her voice was barely audible, but it had apparently been heard.

“Hold on now, Miss.” The voice was hushed, but she could still feel its soothing quality. “Gods damn these infernal keys,” he hissed. “You clear of the door?”

“Y-Yes,” she replied, shakily getting to her feet and pressing against the far wall.

“Good.” He whispered something she couldn’t hear, and then…

Bang!

The wooden door fell forward, splintered at the hinges, and landed with heavy thud. The man stepped forward and stopped as he finally got a look at her. He squinted, sizing her up and down. She couldn’t remember the last time she felt self conscious, and wished her captors had at least given her some rags to cover up with.

This is who I’m supposed to save?” he asked, as though speaking to somebody else. Sighing, he extended his hand to her. “Well, c’mon, then.”



My first post, eh?  I don’t have much to say, having spewed out all my words on my “About” page.  So you are left with this sad little post which has no meaning whatsoever.  Isn’t it grand?

You will get writing soon.  I hope.



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